June 24, 2011

as good as the real thing

Key quote "All I can think about is that I hope that I live long enough to watch it all happen. Even if it all ends in a clusterfuck of destruction, it is going to be a lot of fun."

-- from Gizmodo

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March 24, 2011

meow

Kittens: “either smothered in onions or in a ragout they are excellent” - An Open Mind | Futility Closet via Boing Boing

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February 11, 2010

Uzbeks

"An employee of the Uzbek general prosecutor’s press office said that only his manager was authorized to comment and that the manager’s position was at present unfilled."

Priceless. From New York Times

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June 03, 2008

Tom Glocer sails off on a sea of others' troubles

Tom Glocer sails off on a sea of others' troubles - Times Online

In an act of callousness that might have brought a blush to the cheeks of Marie Antoinette herself, Tom Glocer, the Thomson Reuters chief executive, has chartered a yacht to moor in the harbour at Monaco just as the newly merged company announces 1,500 job cuts. The losses were put down to the urgent need to cut costs, and staffers there are understandably sick to see Glocer, as part of the group's sponsorship of F1, hire the yacht to entertain investment banking clients to coincide with the grand prix there.
Thomson Reuters is refusing to comment. Glocer made a �22.5 million windfall out of the merger between Reuters and Thomson that led to the job cuts. So 1,500 relatively poor people become poorer while a rich man, now considerably richer as a consequence, hires a yacht with someone else's money to entertain some other very rich people. Could there be a more perfect parable for our times?

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May 23, 2008

car lover

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."

Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph

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March 28, 2008

cold porn

Key quote: "I didn't recognise myself," said one soldier "Neither did my wife, thank God."
Secret Stasi pornographic films found - Telegraph"

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nice kitty

OK, props for "thinking outside of the box"; Pubic Topiary: Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

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March 10, 2008

mmmm, bacon

Alcool + Bacon = fun

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January 08, 2008

tiny bursts of flavour

Yum! Key quote:

"This isn't the right sauce for everyone, but for someone out there, this is going to be absolute heaven. Of course, for a handful of people, it's going to be hell,"

Snacking on a wing and a prayer - Yahoo! News

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January 04, 2008

fast flu

I know 4 people who've fallen ill of sudden flu in the UK in the last week. Nasty.

"Noroviruses are a group of viruses that are the most common cause of gastroenteritis (stomach bugs) in England and Wales. In the past, noroviruses have also been called ‘winter vomiting viruses’, ‘small round structured viruses’ or ‘Norwalk-like viruses’."

from HPA | Norovirus | FAQs

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October 19, 2007

american justice

Sometimes, I really like American law enforcement.

Key quote: "This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," she said. "The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead."

Couple make burglar clean up at gunpoint - Yahoo! News

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September 15, 2005

Meow

CNN has a nice article about a terrific machine for extracting diesel oil from organic residue.

Key quote:

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank.

Meow.

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August 22, 2005

Being

A wonderful, concise interview that rewards attention. Read Guardian Unlimited Film | Features | 'I am the only normal director'

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April 04, 2005

Glasteel

I grew up reading fiction that speculated on the future existence of something called glasteel -- a transparent substance strongerthan steel.

Guess what? ... Scientists develop metallic glass - Engadget - www.engadget.com.

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October 27, 2004

After law school, what's next?

Key quote: "It was her total assurance on the trampoline that really impressed us,"

-- Law graduate sets sail for Blue Peter

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September 17, 2004

Leonard

There are few things more delightful than to read of the thoughts and actions of one the rare people who demonstrate that human beings can have real value.

-- read
Guardian Unlimited | Arts Friday Review | Who held a gun to Leonard Cohen's head?

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August 23, 2004

Spices by mail order

Penzeys Spices Home Page

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August 13, 2004

Couch Potato

Hey, I can understand the attraction of sitting backon the couch, maybe having a snack and watching some TV. Eventually, though, you really need to get up again.

-- via Obscure Store

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August 11, 2004

Food for thought

And I thought Balut(recipe) was bad...

-- CNN.com - Police: Wedding guests eat victim - Aug 10, 2004

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July 16, 2004

Sancho and Hidalgo

I like these people... Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Crash mission to deflect Earth-bound asteroid

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July 08, 2004

Clippings

Oh, my: SmartKlamp: Single-Use, Automatic Circumcisions

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June 09, 2004

Listen to the universe

Take the fluctuating interference in the cosmic microwave front, turn it into sound, and Mark Whittaker gives you...this.

'This plays the sound from the big bang forward for the first 100 million years (way past recombination, almost up to the formation of the first stars). The movie shows a graph of the atomic gas power spectrum (green) and the cold dark matter power spectrum (purple) evolving with time, with the correct sound playing at any given instant. The x-axis is LINEAR in frequency (arranged for the human range) but the y-axis is LOGARITHMIC (which for sound, matches the decibel scale). In this movie, the sound is played in such a way that as each second passes the "real" time interval increases by a factor of 10. This allows one to follow both very short time intervals at the beginning (eg alot happens in the first 10,000 years), but also when things slow down (eg things happen more slowly in the last 90 million years). One sees the atomic gas powerspectrum grow after recombination as the gas falls into the gravitational valleys generated by the dark matter.'

-- from Mark's downloads page

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May 25, 2004

A thing of beauty

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.

-- via Book 1 of Endymion by John Keats

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Gee, ya think?

Gosh, James Bond may not be his real name?

"The memorandum criticizing the practice of keeping prisoners off the roster was signed by Col. Thomas M. Pappas, commander of the 205th Military Intelligence Brigade, and a James Bond, who is identified as "SOS, Agent in Charge." Military and intelligence officials said that they did not know of a Mr. Bond who had been assigned to Abu Ghraib, and that it was possible that the name was an alias."

-- From The New York Times > Washington > Abuse: C.I.A. Bid to Keep Some Detainees Off Abu Ghraib Roll Worries Officials (reg required)

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Unlocking your phone

Cell phones are often locked via software controls in order to prevent their use with other SIM cards. Popular Science, of all people, has an article on how to Take the Shackles Off Your Cellphone

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May 07, 2004

Collections

I've always loved collection nouns. It turns out the USGS has a very complete list of 'em at Animal Congregations, or What Do You Call a Group Of.....?

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April 19, 2004

The Danger Hole

"Set designer Jim Newton told me that the pinball set took over 60 days to build. The machine contained 250 pounds of steel and copper nails, four miles of electronic wiring, 38 gallons of bonding glue, as well as clear glue, 23 coiled springs, enough glass for eight to 10 car windshields, 25 gold marbles (balls) and several gallons of gold and silver paint for the pinballs. The playfield had seven bumpers complete with four enormous flippers and a huge 'Danger Hole' smack in the center."

Wow. From gameroom

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March 30, 2004

Editing Truth

A wonderful presentation on the press coverage of photos from the Madrid bombing. Excellent work by the dedicated Poynter institute...

Poynter Online - Beyond Taste: Editing Truth

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March 05, 2004

Linux

Ha, oh - stop, it hurts! Ha... hee...

"The only bright spot was that the company reported USD20,000 in revenues from its SCOsource licensing efforts, but it also recorded that the cost of the SCOsource licensing division was USD3.4 million."

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March 03, 2004

Green Eggs

"I must have gotten the knees wrong"

Hats off to Dr. Seuss. The prankster, polemicist and master of heartwarming verse is more popular than ever.

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February 19, 2004

Christian what?

"Officials at ROA Paintball, which is a member of the Christian Paintball Players Association, declined to comment Tuesday."

I'm going to need someone to explain to me why Christians feel it's appropriate to role-play combat with guns only with other Christians. Do they discuss what sort of a shooter Christ would have been, or play Romans vs. Christians?

From here.

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February 11, 2004

Burn fat chemically?

Leptin is a natural hormone that is related to your body fat. Research shows a strong positive correlation between leptin levels and: a) how much energy you produce from carb intake; and b) how much fat you've got in your body.

Interestingly, if you increase leptin levels the body starts actually burning fat. Cool.

The bad news? The body in question belongs to a rat. In humans, it appears that some mechanism stops the leptin from having this effect -- in fact, fat people have more leptin than thin, and exercise reduces leptin levels.

So... now they're trying to figure out how to get human bodies to react in a rat-like fashion to leptin...

"We would like to break down the normal defense system against leptin produced in the fat cell. If we could disable or bypass this system and transform fat (storing) cells into fat-burning cells, then we may be a step closer to solving the obesity epidemic".
- Dr. Roger Unger, the director of the Touchstone Center for Diabetes Research at UT Southwestern

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February 05, 2004

Around the world in 73 days

Speeds of 19 knots cruising, as much as 32 knots surfing! Around the world faster than anyone's ever done it, congratulations to Francis Joyon

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December 22, 2003

Not just in America...

In America, we all know that the only protection available is for corporations. This extends even into the area of liability for deaths, according to a recent NYT article: When Workers Die: U.S. Rarely Seeks Charges for Deaths in Workplace. Of course, the US isn't the only place where nasty deaths occur at work...

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December 16, 2003

Powerpoint Abuse

Too right - Doc Tufte repeats what is already well-known... Wired 11.09: PowerPoint Is Evil. My favourite PP site is the wonderful click to add title

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December 08, 2003

Christmas spirit

Dave Barry has produced another fine gem, this time on the topic of Christmas in town.

I'm happy to say that local towns in my area (Massongy, Douvaine, Sciez, Thonon) have for the most part not fallen into this trap. It's clear that the french love Christmas, and each town has lights on lamps etc. and usually a nice large decorated tree. Homes and stores, however, are generally very restrained.

When I look out my window in the evening, the only lights I see are house and street lights in the town below us (Sciez) and on the slopes of the Jura mountains across the lake.

And yet, the people I meet these days are somehow generally more cheerful, and I see that most homes have trees and/or lights in the windows. It's nice, somehow much warmer and friendlier than the 'outline every straight line in lights' school of Christmas decoration.

On the other hand, my tree still cost me 40 bucks, so some big-city habits still hold in the country.

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December 02, 2003

We miss you, Calvin...

Cleveland Scene | clevescene.com | News : Feature Missing!,Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson. Last seen in northeast Ohio. Do not approach.,By James Renner

- via Obscure Store and Reading Room

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Nous enculons le monde...

Aus aktuellem Anlass mal wieder ein Evergreen unter den politisches Filmchen:
We fuck the World !

Streaming Windows Media - funktioniert leider am besten im Internet Explorer :-(

(via Open4all.net)

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November 26, 2003

Chicago Swing, Eastern Style

Just got a great CD, which led to a web site for Chicago Swing.... Yoko Noge and the Jazz Me Blues Band Home Page - Where Osaka and Chicago Blues and Jazz meet!

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November 25, 2003

Neigh

It boggles the mind, the stuff folks get up to ...Bigfork Eagle

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November 18, 2003

Sand

Brilliant sand animation... Roland Tanglao's Weblog: Monday, November 17, 2003

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August 29, 2003

Rebuilding Iraq

"So instead of bringing in thousands of foreign companies that are going to want billions of dollars, why aren't the Iraqi engineers, electricians and laborers being taken advantage of? Thousands of people who have no work would love to be able to rebuild Iraq - no one is being given a chance. "

-- Baghdad Burning

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August 04, 2003

Why a C1?

I carry a Sony Picturebook as my laptop -- a teeny, tiny PC that weighs around a kilogram, fits in a fanny pack and has a battery that lasts 5 hours or so. An awesome machine, but I haven't seen much about it on the net... till now.

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July 31, 2003

Photo Publishing

THere are some very clever people at the University of Maryland. Have a look at what they're doing in the area of photo metatdata in particular.

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July 17, 2003

Eating Habits

"It's a healthy thing for us to eat a few of our children if we can eat
lots of other people's children."
-- Tom Glocer, CEO of Reuters

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May 30, 2003

G8 Protesters, protesting what?

I've had a number of conversations with folks here in Geneva who think that most protesters are simply anti-capitalist anarchists. Perhaps it would help to read this Amnesty International report on military exports from G8 countries.

There are good reasons to be upset at the pious rhetoric of the G8 representatives, especially in light of the realities... and especially since, as I write this, cops in town are firing tear gas not far from where I live.

"In 2002, 9.3 tonnes of Smith & Wesson leg irons were shipped from the port of New York to Saudi Arabia, a country where torture is routine and AI has documented cases of torture using leg-irons. The UN Standard Minimum Rules for the Treatment of Prisoners calls on all governments to stop using leg irons on prisoners, a Rule that the US and Saudi governments have ignored. Whether the leg irons were to remain in Saudi Arabia for use there or be transferred onwards is not known."

UPDATE: Also an article about today's protests at Ananova.

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May 02, 2003

Geschfts-Vorschlag

OK, I was pretty pleased last year when someone finally spammed me with the Nigerian email. I had felt left out.

Now, it's routine. Nigeria, Zimbabwe, Ivory Coast, etc. Always a pleasure to read, of course, due to it's fine history.

But now... this is cool.

Mr: Simon Muzenda
Tel:+31-630-359-505
Email:simonmuzennda@hotmail.com


Geschfts-Vorschlag

Sicher sind Sie verwundert, diese Nachricht von jemandem zu erhalten, den sie nicht persnlich kennen. Der Grund weshalb ich mich an Sie wende ist das ich Simon Muzenda bin, der erstgeborene Sohn von Paul Muzenda, einem der bekanntesten schwarzen Farmer in Zimbabwe. Er wurde vor kurzem im Laufe des Landstreites in meinem Land ermordet. Ich erhielt Ihre Adresse durch das Internet und habe mich entschieden mich an Sie zu wenden. Bevor mein Vater starb, nahm er mich mit nach Johannesburg um dort einen Betrag von 8,5 Millionen US$ (acht Millionen, fnfhunderttausend US Dollar) bei einer privaten Sicherheitsfirma zu deponieren. Er hat die drohende Gefahr geahnt und daher diesen Betrag in einer Kassette dort hinterlegt, die er als normales Wertgut deklarierte um keinen Verdacht zu erwecken und auerdem die Kosten fr die Hinterlegung gering zu halten. Niemand wei also von dem Bargeld in dieser Kassette. Ursprnglich war dieser Betrag fr neue Maschinen und Chemikalien fr seine Farm gedacht, auerdem wollte er neues Farmland in Swaziland erwerben und erschlieen.

Das Landproblem entstand als der Prsident von Zimbabwe, Mr. Robert Mugabe, seine neue Landreform durchsetzte bei der nur die reichen weien Farmer und einige wenige schwarze Farmer Vorteile verschafft wurden, fr alle anderen war die Existenz nun bedroht. Daraus resultierten dann schlielich die Unruhen die sich ausbreiteten und denen viele Menschen zum Opfer fielen und ihr Leben lassen mussten. Leider ist mein Vater ebenfalls eines dieser Opfer das sein Leben verlor. Vor diesem Hintergrund bin ich mit der Familie unter lebensgefhrlichen Umstnden aus Zimbabwe nach Holland geflohen, hier haben wir politisches Asyl beantragt. Das in Sdafrika zurckgelassene Geld wollen wir nun der Sicherheit wegen auf ein Konto hier bertragen. Das Gesetz in Holland verbietet es aber Menschen die politisches Asyl beantragt haben whrend dieses Verfahrens ein Konto zu erffnen oder irgendwelche Transfers die ber die hollndische Grenze hinausgehen abzuwickeln. Als der erstgeborene Sohn bin ich nun fr meine ganze Familie verantwortlich und habe die Rolle meines Vaters als Bewacher und Beschtzer bernommen. Nun stehe ich vor dem Problem dieses Geld ohne Wissen der afrikanischen Regierung hierher zu transferieren, ansonsten wrde man uns den gesamten Betrag enteignen, dieses Geld ist aber alles das uns noch geblieben ist. Die Sdafrikanische Regierung untersttzt wohl die Regierung Zimbabwes, so dass auch dort nichts von meinem Vorhaben bekannt werden darf. Die Zukunftsplne beider Lnder sind wohl genauso hnlich wie es deren politische Vergangenheit ist.Als Geschftsmann suche ich nun nach einem Partner dem ich voll und ganz vertrauen kann, dem ich meine und auch die Zukunft meiner ganzen Familie anvertrauen kann.

Ich mchte Sie wissen lassen, dass mein Plan vllig ohne Risiko ist, falls Sie mir und meiner Familie helfen wollen. Alles worum ich Sie bitte, ist eine Vereinbarung mit der hollndischen Niederlassung der Sicherheitsfirma zu treffen, das hinterlegte Wertgut auszuhndigen. Ich meinerseits habe bereits Anweisung gegeben die Kassette von Sdafrika nach Holland zu senden. Vorher allerdings mssen noch einige wichtige Formalitten erledigt werden, wie die nderung des Begnstigten an diesem Wertgut. Weiterhin habe ich vor diese Geld nach Erhalt mglichst gut und gewinnbringend zu investieren. Ich mchte Ihnen zwei Vorschlge unterbreiten.Erstens biete ich Ihnen einen Teil der Gesamtsumme an, wenn Sie bereit wren, Ihr eigenes Konto fr diese Transaktion zur Verfgung zu stellen.Oder aber Sie sind an einer Partnerschaft mit mir interessiert um diese Summe profitabel in Ihrem Land zu investieren.Egal welcher Vorschlag Ihnen mehr zusagt, zgern Sie nicht mir Ihre Entscheidung mitzuteilen. Fr alle entstehenden Unkosten habe ich 5% des Gesamtbetrages ingeplant. Sollten Sie nicht an einer Partnerschaft mit mir interessiert sein, biete ich Ihnen 10% des Betrages an und werde die verbleibenden 85% fr meine Investitionen in Ihrem Land nutzen.Sie knnen mich jederzeit unter dieser e-Mail Adresse erreichen: (simonmuzennda@hotmail.com) Ich bitte Sie jedoch um Ihre absolute Verschwiegenheit in dieser Angelegenheit Dritten gegenber.

Gott schtze Sie

Hochachtungsvoll

Ihr ergebener

Mr. Simon Muzenda

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April 15, 2003

Iraqi Democracy, US-style

uggabugga has a fine article on the fellow the US woud like to help run Iraq... Ahmad Chalabi.

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April 08, 2003

Language Maps

A fascinating set of maps of language usage in the US.

-- via Harpold

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April 03, 2003

How big is your camera's keyboard?

OK, so say a Sony videocamera ran off with a Vaio and they had kids?

You might get this.

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April 01, 2003

Why war?

Why? Because.

-- via textism

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March 31, 2003

Web Design

The very fine resum of Alexis Trpanier. Canadian, naturally.

-- via leslie harpold

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Voluminous (n)

This is the entry from one day of a daily journal. Damn!

Better still, it's incomplete and the complete version was posted the next day...

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February 27, 2003

Life gem

"A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life."

And hey -- available for pets, too!

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February 21, 2003

Reuters Evolution

From Factiva:

"Mr Glocer says he's determined to stop the rot, but for the time being his task seems more that of cutting costs faster than the revenues can fall than addressing the fundamental issue of why Bloomberg is selling better than Reuters. The Fast Forward strategy has got all the right jargon, but it still looks more like a game of catch up than leapfrog, and as for the idea that Reuters' salvation lies in becoming a broad provider of information system solutions to financial services companies, what on earth became of that? Another victim of the downturn, presumably. Mr Glocer has talked his talk, but judging by the 12 per cent fall in the share price yesterday to its lowest level since flotation, the market still doesn't buy it. In theory, Reuters is bid proof because of a blocking trust. Mr Glocer would be unwise to bet on it."

Factiva is a Dow Jones/Reuters joint venture -- and this text is from a full article available on the company internal web site.

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February 13, 2003

Vive la France

You can't stay away from a good cheese for long.

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February 05, 2003

A Wonderful Life

A bit of fun from the folks at too stupid to be president -- via Roel.

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February 03, 2003

Russian "Red Army" of monster crabs heads west.

By Alister Doyle, Reuters

KIRKENES, Norway, Feb 3 (Reuters) - A spiny "Red Army" of monster crabs is on the march west from the Russian Arctic and might end up menacing holidaymakers on beaches all the way to Portugal.

An estimated 12 million king crabs, descendants of stock brought from the Pacific Ocean under a Stalin-era scheme, are scuttling into the Atlantic after a mystery crustacean population explosion off north Russia.

The crabs, originally an experimental food source for the barren northwest Soviet Union, have ravaged their way about 500 km (310 miles) along Norway's Arctic coast in just 10 years.

No one knows how far south the seabed stormtroopers, some more than a metre (three ft) from claw-tip to claw-tip, will advance before the water gets too warm or they run into tougher predators.

"Estimates for the potential southwards limit for the species range between Lofoten (just inside the Arctic Circle in Norway), the North Sea basin and Portugal," the WWF environmental group said in a report.

The WWF suggests a fishing free-for-all to stop the crabs, a delicacy known as Kamchatka crabs or Red King Crabs. The WWF also wants the United Nations, via its Convention on Biological Diversity, to put pressure on Oslo to halt the crawl.

SLICE TOES ON ALGARVE?

Norwegian officials dismiss suggestions that the crabs might sometime be slicing off the toes of bathers as far south as the Algarve after conquering beaches in Sweden and Spain, with side trips to Britain, Ireland and the Baltic Sea.

"Lofoten is likely to be the limit but it is very difficult to say," said Aasmund Bjordal, chief researcher at the state-run Norwegian Institute of Marine Research.

He said the crabs liked icy waters and that cod, catfish and even seals preyed on the soft-skinned young crabs before they develop the armoured shells of the adult. The biggest crabs weigh about 10 kg (22 lb).

In the Pacific, where environmentalists say seabed competition is tougher, the crabs have ventured as far south as Canada's Vancouver Island and northern Japan.

"It's more likely that the crabs will go north than south," said Jan Sundet, a senior researcher and leading crab expert at the Institute. The crabs venture into shallow water to mate in spring but lurk in deeper waters most of the year.

Yuri Orlov, a Russian who helped transport crabs by plane and train from the Pacific, reckons the species could reach the mouth of the Mediterranean. "It will keep going as far as Gibraltar," he told the Norwegian daily Aftenposten.

Orlov led a project to bring 2,000 female crabs, 1,000 males and 10,000 young from the Pacific in the 1960s. No one knows what caused the population to rocket in the 1990s.

The crab plan was launched under Soviet dictator Josef Stalin in the 1930s. Most died on early trips until Orlov hit on a survival of the fittest test - meaning the new crab stock may be even tougher than their Pacific cousins.

"I put the crabs on their backs and if they managed to turn over quickly, they were strong enough to make the trip," he said.

Bjoern Bye, a crab fisherman in the Norwegian Arctic port of Kirkenes, has a word of advice. "They're easy to handle but don't put your fingers near their claws," he said. "I don't think they could cut off a finger but they can give a deep cut."

Some Norwegian fishermen hate the crabs for ripping their nets while others welcome them as a new source of income - crab meat sells for 400 crowns ($58.01) a kilo (2.2 lbs) in Oslo shops.

NOT A PLAGUE

"We have to stop seeing the crabs as a plague and see them as a resource," said Norway's Fisheries Minister Svein Ludvigsen. He said the crabs were popular with gourmets in Japan.

Norway and Russia have doubled quotas to a total of 800,000 crabs for 2003 from 400,000 in 2002, when catches were first allowed off Norway. Oslo also plans to fix a maximum southern limit beyond which fishing will be a free-for-all.

The WWF wants more drastic measures, fearing the crabs may usurp native Arctic species. "Norway should allow free catches of the crabs everywhere all year round, with subsidies if needed," said Rasmus Hansson, head of the WWF in Norway.

"The problem is that there are no real predators for the crabs in the western Arctic, where the crabs are a much bigger and more powerful than any bottom-living organism," he said. Several species of giant crab compete in the Pacific.

The WWF wrote recently to the Canada-based Secretariat of the U.N. Convention on Biological Diversity accusing Norway of failing to act to stop the crabs.

The Secretariat seeks ways to safeguard ecological diversity from rainforests to deserts and protect endangered species ranging from tigers to rare plants. It says it has no power to sanction or give orders to signatory states.

Ludvigsen said it would be impossible to exterminate the crabs - even using poisons - and that they were introduced decades before the convention was agreed in 1992.

Other officials say eradicating the crabs would be like trying to oust rainbow trout, introduced to European rivers from North America. Many species are non-natives; potatoes and tomatoes spread to Europe from South America in the 16th century.

Fisherman Bye shrugged off the disputes. "The crabs can be a pest, but they're easy to catch," he said.

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January 21, 2003

Speed kills

Ironic Times - Page Two, January 20, 2003

In an article on friendly fire casualties in Afghanistan, we referred to "speed," or "uppers," street parlance for powerful amphetamines, an illegal drug which can cause erratic, dangerous behavior and lead to jail time for users. In fact, when the Air Force gives amphetamines to their pilots, the drugs are called "go pills," a vital tool in the defense of freedom. We apologize for the confusion.

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January 20, 2003

Singing from deep inside...

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Check out some fine Canadian content -- and enjoy...

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September 24, 2002

loving the blues

Always good to hear the words of someone who loves the blues... NYPress - Feature - John Strausbaugh - Vol. 15, Iss. 38

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