May 11, 2010

History of Programming

In spite of its lack of popularity, LISP (now "Lisp" or sometimes "Arc") remains an influential language in "key algorithmic techniques such as recursion and condescension"
- from One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages via Boing Boing

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March 03, 2010

Marriage experts

Why is the center for disease control the authority for the statistically significant attributes of marriage?

Marriages last longer than living together? - Yahoo! News

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May 22, 2008

10 Litres of heaven

I'm just finishing a bottle of La Meurtrière while listening to a boring conference call that is no longer so annoying. I can recommend without hesitation the Brasserie des Murailles

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June 21, 2007

American GDP, in context

From boing boing comes this.
Wonderful!

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February 16, 2007

Reality = Porn

The insightful Ron Jeremy says:
"To me, porn and reality TV are similar. I don't mind being in them, I just can't stand watching them."

Too right, Ron.

From Porn star seeks fame with clothes on

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January 04, 2007

Serial Dining

A look at the Serial Diners Rules tells my there are good reasons to consider moving back to Toronto.

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May 06, 2005

Tough Love

"If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!"

-- MissPoppy.com | - Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model

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January 31, 2005

Whiny Voyeurs

Uh, hunh... Yahoo! News - The Master of His Domain....

Key Quote: She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police,

Sorry? They watched the guy with binoculars and a telescope? For a quarter of an hour? Why are these two invasive perverts not in jail?

Maybe they were trying to decide if the guy had a dangerous weapon...

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January 17, 2005

right to dance

Key quote: I, as a woman, have the innate ability to tap dance.

greenfairydotcom: Back brush step, heel drop

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January 10, 2005

marriage prospects

Hey, I like those odds...

For boys, there is a 35% increase in the likelihood of marriage for each 16-point rise in IQ. For girls, there is a 40% drop for each 16-point increase.

-- Times Online - Sunday Times

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November 12, 2004

Orgasmatron

Key quote: "She said it was difficult to part with the orgasmatron when the study ended."

ABC News: Doctor Discovers the 'Orgasmatron'

Of course the obvious question is -- who gets the remote?

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November 10, 2004

orthotetrachidecahedrons

"Word describing the shape of the bubbles in beer foam."

good to know.

-- from Interesting English Language Trivia via greenfairy.com

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November 03, 2004

Kosher Kitchen

You have to understand the "gramma of mechanical indirectness"

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October 05, 2004

5.1 headphones

I've put off looking into 5.1 headphones because I've never bothered to buy and install a 5.1 sound card. These guys, however, have the obvious solution -- build the sound card into the headphones. Finally, laptop 5.1 sound when I'm watching films on long flights...

ExtremeMhz.com-Ezonics 5.1 Surround Sound Headphones Review

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Mr. Grip

How to fix a stripped screw... Kevin Kelly -- Cool Tools

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September 23, 2004

Melancholia

Who better to create a statue representing Melancholy than a sculptor named Angst? This statue is in the Parc des Granges in Geneva, Switzerland.Melancholy.jpg

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September 17, 2004

Standards

Key quote:
Why don't you use CSS layout, "XHTML-strict", duck assholes... etc.
Because I do not give a shit.

hear, hear.

-- from SLOWER.NET: FAQ

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September 15, 2004

Lockless in Seattle

Geez, I used to use a Kryptonite as well. Ack!

-- Kryptonite Evolution 2000 U- Lock hacked by a Bic pen - Engadget - www.engadget.com

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August 27, 2004

Audible.com double booking

I've been a member of audible.com since 2001, when they started. I still have the 32Meg Diamond Rio I bought at the time to listen to books on the move. Wonderful idea, great technology -- I'm still a huge fan of audio books. My relationship with Audible, however, is coming to an end. Here's why.


I'm already well aware that their monthly membership program entitles you to two titles a month, and that you must choose the titles within that month. This is clearly spelled out in the membership application, and I have little sympathy for those who don't realise that the reduced price they pay for books isn't an infinite-expiry coupon. In any case, Audible will credit a previous month onto a subsequent month for any user the first time they forget to use their credits.

What I was not aware of was that audible has a different book catalog for members and non-members of their Listener programs. Their ad copy indicates you can choose any book(s) you like for your monthly credit.

Not true.

If you search for Audible books as a visitor, you'll find a huge number of titles available. As soon as you're a member, however, the number of titles drop dramatically -- and the ones that are missing appear to be the expensive ones.

The specific example I've run into is the series of books by Patrick O'Brien, which have been recorded in unabridged format by Patrick Tull. Search for any of these on audible.com as a visitor and you'll find them. Log in, and suddenly they don't exist.

Foul, Audible, foul.

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August 24, 2004

custom parts

Custom full-metal parts based on your CAD design, delivered in 30 days by mail. Oh, yeah!

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August 11, 2004

Not a chinese menu

I've always been fond of those NY restaurants that seem to be able to offer hundreds of odd items in a comfortable environment. My favourite when I worked there was the Pot Belly Stove, a place in the village that offered a wild range that included Guiness+Milk, squash soup and baked sausages (my favourite weekend breakfast in winter).

Their menu pales in comparison to this one, however.

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August 10, 2004

Antique Roadshow

My daughter saw a typewrite in a book this weekend, and asked me what it was for. I spent a few minutes going over the mechanics and purpose, and although she understood what it was for she clearly thought it a very odd way of going about the printing process.

Looks like she's not the only one who regards typewriters as strange and foreign, either: click

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Entrepreneurial Spirits

Good luck to them, I'm delighted that the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in the US of A.

Key quote:

"using their collective engineering, marketing and beer-drinking knowledge"

-- from Yahoo! News - Trio Dreams Up Idea to Keep Kegs Cold

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August 02, 2004

The measure of a man

The condoms produced are uniformly 52 millimetres wide across the shaft when laid flat, a common size for Asia, compared to 58 millimetres in Europe and 60 millimetres in Africa.

Reuters | Latest Financial News / Full News Coverage

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July 29, 2004

Skin Bags

And, you can get it tattooed as well!

Shop SkinBag

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July 20, 2004

Professional Ogling

Rossi is accused of bringing discredit on the department by using the camera system "in an unauthorized manner to follow and focus in on female airport patrons without permission and without training."

Sure, I can understand that. Ogling is too important to be left to amateurs.

-- from SAN FRANCISCO / Officer accused of gawking at women / Internal charges say he used surveillance equipment at airport

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July 16, 2004

Gee, that sucks.

Entrez PubMed

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Career Counselling

He added: "It's not suicide, it's martyrdom. I would become a martyr and go to my God. It's better than being a singer or a footballer. It's better than anything."
-- BBC NEWS | Middle East | Boy bomber speaks about mission

Wanted: Career counsellors to work in Nablus....

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July 13, 2004

Hot stuff

Funfurde: radical. radiators.

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July 09, 2004

Government Work

"It is already like a government job," he said, "but with goats."

The New York Times > International > Middle East > Khasab Journal: Sightseeing in Oman? You Mustn't Miss the Smugglers

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July 08, 2004

You think the man/woman thing is complex?

Try being a member of a species with 36,000 genders...Giant Fungus

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July 05, 2004

Smack Time

Nothing wrong with a little light smacking...

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Making Friends, all over again...

"including conducting interviews in communities where terrorists might seek refuge"

That's nice. I'm sure the asian, arab and african communities will be glad to know that airport-style harassment is also available dor-to-door...

The New York Times > Washington > Fears of Attack at Conventions Drive New Plans

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June 28, 2004

Sperm counts and cell phones

"sperm counts in women remained at normal levels"
-- from Spermwatch: The Cell Phone Threat

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June 17, 2004

Ikea

Like at least one other major world religion, Ikea began in a shed.

-- Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | The miracle of Älmhult (part one)

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June 16, 2004

Nobody Here

Another great use of tech, in a lighter vein... NobodyHere

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Travel beyond

I'm always delighted to find someone using the technology in a new and involving way -- you'll never be able to leave the 99 rooms

-- via ongoing

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Silence is golden

Absolutely brilliant.

Got an iPod mini? Got the FM transmitter? Great. Now, when the jerk next to you is cranking his tunes, broadcast silence...

-- from How-To Tuesday: Make your own Pirate Radio Station with an iPod - Engadget - www.engadget.com

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May 19, 2004

Fun with tech

Now, here's a guy who's having fun at school.

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April 27, 2004

Invention (and layout!)

Every now and then, I find someone on the web who displays a true talent for invention and creativity -- who is able to communicate without shouting. This is one such person.

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April 26, 2004

Poutine

Finally, an acknowledgement of Canada's greates contribution to world cuisine...

The New York Times > International > Americas > Montreal Journal: Quebec Finds Pride in a Greasy Favorite

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March 26, 2004

Oh yeah, 'apalling'

"It's appalling," said Representative Bob Goodlatte, a Virginia Republican. "It cannot be allowed to stand that another nation can impose its values on the U.S. and make it a trade issue."

Gosh, yes. No nation should be imposing values like that, gosh, that would be just awful.

Of course, it's not a nation, it's the World Trade Organisation. Ignoring such a broad-spectrum group would be as ridiculous as ignoring, say, the United Nations.

-- from NY Times, U.S. Online Gambling Policy Violates Law, W.T.O. Rules (reg required)

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March 22, 2004

Modern Government

"Mr. Khan's son, Mir Wais Sadeq, the minister of civil aviation for the central government, was killed as he led an advance on the headquarters of a government commander whom he blamed for the assault on his father, said Herat's deputy intelligence chief, Abdul Wahid Tawakali. "

Hmm, I'm trying to imagine reading a local news account in which our minister for civil aviation is described as leading an attack on a commander in the military.

I can't do it, and it doesn't help if I try to imagine that the reason is that he suspects the commander of being involved in an assassination attempt on the member of parliamentwarlord.

-- from the NY Times, Official Killed as Strife Grows in Afghanistan

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February 27, 2004

Submission

I really can't imagine what it must be like living in the states these days, but judging by the reaction of the managers and workers in this story there must be quite a culture of fear and submission to authority. Sad, really.

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January 06, 2004

A welcome maturity

I read too often about the decay of civilization -- here's an article in the Washington Post that really made my day, by way of Jim Romanesko's site.

He searches for a comparison. "It's like saying, 'Mom, Dad, I'm going to take some courses in science but I'm not sure I want to be a doctor."

I like the idea of kids being more mature and relaxed than adults about such a touchy subject as sexual orientation.

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December 17, 2003

US plans for Arab countries

The Chicago Sun-Times has a banner ad soliciting arabic speakers for the US Army...4-AL01_468x60_careers.gif

The logic goes like this:

  1. there are around 21 arab countries
  2. invasion rate is currently around 2 per year (chart based on this table)
  3. Iraq is already invaded, so 20 more countries = 10 years
Clearly, the US Army is going to run out of arab countries in 10 years. So much for a career -- if you start at age 20, you're out on your ear at age 30! So, my advice is -- sure, if you speak arabic, join the US Army and have fun liberating folks for a decade or so. Make sure you have an exit strategy for your middle age, however...

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June 02, 2003

untethered conversation

You know the sort of conversation you have when the topic, right from the get-go, postulates something with no real, direct referent in reality?

OK, try that again.

You know those silly but logical conversations that are so much fun at the time? Well, here's one that also reads well...

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March 18, 2003

Is "Discontinuous" a word?

via MisterPants, an interesting diary entry...

"I'm terrible at figuring out women. I was invited the other day to have dinner with this girl I met at college. She told me to bring wine and candles. I expected a candle lit, romantic dinner, but it turns out she just wanted to stain my pants and burn me in effigy."

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February 05, 2003

Lines, broken

Hugh MacLeod. Watch him closely.

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November 14, 2002

Rhythm Method

OK, so on Monday Reuters (my employer) announced they were no longer in talks with Merrill regarding a US $1 billion deal proposal. This left only Thomson Financial (my ex employer) in the running for the contract.

Fair enough.

On Tuesday, AP had a story which described the same incident as a withdrawal.

Well, that sounds very responsible -- but possibly a bit messy as well.

On Wednesday, Dow Jones (my ex employer) described the same event as Thomson Financial Wins Deal With Merrill, Hurting Reuters. The article also says that Reuters didn't pull out, but was told on Monday that it had lost the bid. This information came from "People familiar with Merrill's position".

Well, sounds like experts to me.

Slanted reporting aside, I think the only thing more embarassing than early withdrawal is when your partner doesn't notice...

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September 24, 2002

good grief

"I have a pretty good idea why Jon Postel died at such a young age. And why Douglas Adams did. The pressure of living a creative life is enormous. When that intersects with the Internet the pressure can increase to an unsustainable level. If other people doubt that lives are at stake, I don't."
- Dave Winer

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September 16, 2002

a positive Krugman outlook...

The always readable Dean Allen offers a note about Harper's with which I concur heartily in Textism � Single Serving � Now Me Too

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August 20, 2002

IT restructuring

An excellent article regarding the IT fixit skills of Mr. Feld, my thanks to Roland for pointing this one out...

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August 17, 2002

Noticing Contentment

There's nothing like a visit from friends to remind you about your state of being.

The always delightful Robert and Teresa are visiting on the tail end of a multi-country cycling tour.

Blue skies with tiny clouds providing counterpoint for the gentle waves, sailboats meandering across the lake. A slow and very satisfying lunch followed by a walk along the lakeshore. Children swimming, couples falling asleep in the long grass.

Tomorrow may be another day, but I'm in no hurry.

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July 25, 2002

OSX - the graphical release...

Nice little bbspot article on the ongoing effort to get folks to upgrade to OSX. I wish them all the luck in the world... after all, the choice of whether to spend $$ on an OS that gives you magical expanding task bar icons should really be a no-brainer.

Heck, it's almost as flexible as Linux.

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